Coming soon · 30ml dropper
Handsome FuckerFace & Beard Oil
Tames the badger. Softens the bastard. Leaves you looking illegal.
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- Free delivery on all pre-orders
- 10% of profits to men's mental health
- Founder guarantee — soft pelt or your money back
The brief.
A face-and-beard oil built for men whose whiskers could sandpaper a doorframe. Australian emu oil sinks in fast, softens coarse hair, and feeds the skin underneath without leaving you shiny like a greased pig at a county fair. One dropper, morning or night — that's the ritual.
Scent — Clean amber wood — noticeable on you, not on the next postcode.
How to use
Warm 3–6 drops between your palms. Work through the beard down to the skin, then finish across cheeks, jaw and any dry patches. Comb through if you're civilised enough to own a comb.
Why it earns a spot
- Softens wire-brush beards without weighing them down
- Hydrates the skin under the thatch — less itch, less flaky snowstorm
- Absorbs fast so your collar stays innocent
- Built for daily use on heavy growth, not peach fuzz
The details
- Hero ingredient: Australian emu oil
- Non-greasy finish on thick facial hair
- Dropper bottle for controlled dosing
- Also available as Civil Face & Beard Oil for gift-shy bastards
Stack the arsenal. Save like a bastard.
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Complete the kit.
Handsome Fucker works solo. It works harder with the rest of the gang.
Our Civil range
Worried the mother-in-law might take offence?
Same formula. Sensible label. Step into Civil Face & Beard Oil — the civilised sister brand for gifting, shared bathrooms, and anyone who loves the juice but not the nickname.