Coming soon · 50ml tube
Groin & GlideAnti-Chafe Moisturizing Balm
Stops the deep-forest itch before it ruins your afternoon.
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- Free delivery on all pre-orders
- 10% of profits to men's mental health
- Founder guarantee — soft pelt or your money back
The brief.
Where the friction lives, this balm works. Groin & Glide is a no-nonsense anti-chafe moisturising balm for inner thighs, undercarriage and any crease that stages a rebellion on hot days or long walks. Heavy-duty comfort. Zero drama. Keep it in the kit bag.
Scent — Nearly neutral. Your business stays your business.
How to use
Apply a thin layer to clean, dry skin anywhere chafing starts — thighs, groin, under the beltline. Reapply before sport, travel or a day that already looks sweaty.
Why it earns a spot
- Cuts chafe and irritation in high-friction zones
- Moisturises without a greasy, clingy mess
- Travel-friendly tube — kit bag or bathroom shelf
- Formulated for hairy skin that actually needs it
The details
- Hero ingredient: Australian emu oil
- Anti-chafe balm for thighs, groin and creases
- Unscented-leaning so it won't announce itself
- Civil Anti-Chafe Balm for the gift-wrap crowd
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Bundle Groin & Glide with the rest of the kit. Queue interest locks your deal for launch day — subscribe later and keep the discount.
Complete the kit.
Groin & Glide works solo. It works harder with the rest of the gang.
Our Civil range
Worried the mother-in-law might take offence?
Same formula. Sensible label. Step into Civil Anti-Chafe Balm — the civilised sister brand for gifting, shared bathrooms, and anyone who loves the juice but not the nickname.